Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
The AVN Awards
You and your fellow pornstars are at the AVN awards!
And the following awards goes to....
1. Most Outrageous Sex Scene:
2. Best Non-Sex Performance:
3. Best New Starlet:
4. Transsexual Performer of the Year:
5. Best Group Sex Scene:
6. Best Specialty Release—Foot Fetish:
7. Best Tease Performance:
8. Best actor/actress:
9. Best Screenplay:
10. Best anal scene:
And the following awards goes to....
1. Most Outrageous Sex Scene:
2. Best Non-Sex Performance:
3. Best New Starlet:
4. Transsexual Performer of the Year:
5. Best Group Sex Scene:
6. Best Specialty Release—Foot Fetish:
7. Best Tease Performance:
8. Best actor/actress:
9. Best Screenplay:
10. Best anal scene:
Drunken bar fight
Drunken bar fight... (use the first 7 on your friends list)
Starts the fight:
1st to hit someone:
Falls off barstool:
Gets hit for no reason:
Throws someone out a window:
Thrown out a window:
The sissy who calls the cops:
Starts the fight:
1st to hit someone:
Falls off barstool:
Gets hit for no reason:
Throws someone out a window:
Thrown out a window:
The sissy who calls the cops:
Nursing Home
YOUR NURSING HOME FRIENDS:
Use the first 7 people on the left side. No cheating.
Use the first 7 people on the left side. No cheating.
1. Wheelchair races you down the hallways -
2. Has to change their depends A LOT -
3. Steals your food -
4. Vaselines your walker handles -
5. Steals your teeth -
6. Has the booze stash -
7. Still gets it on -
Snow White and Seven Dwarfs
You are Snow White, who are your 7 dwarfs and the wicked queen?
Don't cheat...Look at your friends list on the left side of your profile page.
Don't cheat...Look at your friends list on the left side of your profile page.
Sneezy:
Sleepy:
Dopey
Doc:
Happy:
Bashful:
Grumpy:
The Wicked Witch
Party Part 2
Look at your profile and use the first 9 friends on the left -
I threw a party. Here's what happened:
1st person crashes the party:
2nd person gets too drunk:
3rd person goes to the cops:
4th person starts a fight:
5th person goes early:
6th person passes out:
7th person vomits:
8th person is found with no clothes:
9th person stays to the very end:
10th person that tries to hook up with everyone:
Hooker
You're a hooker!
1. Your pimp/pimptress:
2. Your first client:
3. The other ho that steals your clients:
4. The person who got you into this:
5. Your regular client:
6. The client obsessed with you:
7. The serial killer disguised as a client:
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