Wednesday, September 28, 2011

The Hangover

THE HANGOVER GAME. :)
Gets lost before his/her wedding:
Finds a baby in the closet:
Wakes up missing a tooth:
Marries a stripper:
Gets K.O'd by Tyson:
Steals a tiger:
Steals a cop car:
Gets tasered:
Gets stashed in a trunk:
Gets roofied:

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

The AVN Awards

You and your fellow pornstars are at the AVN awards!
And the following awards goes to....


1. Most Outrageous Sex Scene:
2. Best Non-Sex Performance:
3. Best New Starlet:
4. Transsexual Performer of the Year:
5. Best Group Sex Scene:
6. Best Specialty Release—Foot Fetish:
7. Best Tease Performance:
8. Best actor/actress:
9. Best Screenplay:
10. Best anal scene:

Drunken bar fight

Drunken bar fight... (use the first 7 on your friends list)

Starts the fight:
1st to hit someone:
Falls off barstool:
Gets hit for no reason:
Throws someone out a window:
Thrown out a window:
The sissy who calls the cops:

Nursing Home

YOUR NURSING HOME FRIENDS:
Use the first 7 people on the left side. No cheating.

1. Wheelchair races you down the hallways -
2. Has to change their depends A LOT -
3. Steals your food -
4. Vaselines your walker handles -
5. Steals your teeth -
6. Has the booze stash -
7. Still gets it on -

Snow White and Seven Dwarfs

You are Snow White, who are your 7 dwarfs and the wicked queen?
Don't cheat...Look at your friends list on the left side of your profile page.

Sneezy:
Sleepy:
Dopey
Doc:
Happy:
Bashful:
Grumpy:
The Wicked Witch

Party Part 2

Look at your profile and use the first 9 friends on the left - 
I threw a party. Here's what happened: 

1st person crashes the party:
2nd person gets too drunk:
3rd person goes to the cops:
4th person starts a fight:
5th person goes early:
6th person passes out:
7th person vomits:
8th person is found with no clothes:
9th person stays to the very end:
10th person that tries to hook up with everyone:

Hooker

You're a hooker!
1. Your pimp/pimptress:
2. Your first client:
3. The other ho that steals your clients:
4. The person who got you into this:
5.
Your regular client:
6. The client obsessed with you:
7. The serial killer disguised as a client: